Maybe in the 2030 Royal Easter Show, the sheep-shearing contest is conducted with laser-shears.
Perhaps the showbags are now known as ShowSacks. The cheapest ShowSack (Bertie Beetletron) costs a mere $50.
Or could it be the Gravitron will actually split the atoms in your body and shoot them through the space-time continuum? (You’ll still spew, anyway).
Hahaha. I think it won’t be at Homebush, due to urban sprawl it would have moved somewhere southwest. If it is still around.
The Royal Easter Show? Really, I haven’t heard of that in years. Nowadays, it is called the Royal Show. Can’t use the word Easter, it can offend people. The same thing happened in 2019 – Christmas was finally cancelled.
I’m still adapting to the change of venue from the old showgrounds…joking. Going by the entry fee this year, I’d say that adult entry will be $100.00. Jeez, I’m in my 30′s and remember buying twelve showbags with ten dollars as a kid.
The price will have definitely changed, as many times as there are years between 2009 and 2030.