Oh boy, I’m going to hope that everyone’s minds aren’t in the gutter, and this doesn’t turn out to be the worst question I’ve added…
So – if you could turn invisible, what would you do in Sydney?
Would you sneak into the halls of state parliament and observe the secret goings-on behind closed doors?
Perhaps you’d spend your time tripping over public transport ticket inspectors.
Or should I simply acknowledge the fact that most of you would head straight to the changerooms of your favourite sporting team, to watch everyone in the showers?
I would go to the Royal Easter Show. It seems to be getting more expensive each year.
Then I would steal a fart bag.
Later on I would walk down Castlereagh Street. I would pick the most exquisite, high fashion, designer shop, walk in… and let it rip whilst being invisible next to customers.