Imagine for a second that Sydney was actually a video game. What would the game-end boss be?
Maybe it’s a certain part of Sydney that’s a pain in the arse to drive around.
Perhaps it’s some ridiculous CityRail mission that you have to overcome.
Or could it be that the final game-end boss is a gigantic Nathan Rees mutated by a nuclear meltdown, swinging from Centrepoint?
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Either Clover Moore or the dysfunctional rail network!
it would be all fantastic graphics round the harbour, then bugger all past that – so it would crash, all the time, and you’d never find out what the end was
You will battle the Sydney Bikie Gangs who have collectively come together to destroy you.
It would be an angry cab driver named Achmed.
The Ghost Of Jorn Utsøn with armour made out of the Opera House sails.
Heh, that was from me!
The NSW Labor party. It seems pretty easy to beat them, but somehow they always come back…
Trent from punch bowl. How could it not be
Clover Moore and she attacks you with legislation. The only way to free the city is to start a rebellion with twitter. All your minions are controlled by the tweets you make.
if sydney was a video game it would be Sh*t!
or like simcity
help build the rail network and roads
help the ecomoy make some money
or GTA: bike gangs n all
Central during peak hour, it’d just be constantly spewing fat arse commuters all over the place.
Justin Hemmes, and if you don’t defeat him he buys all your fave bars in Sydney and destroys them.
Melbourne, lol.